Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I have very bad asthma, that can set off an attack.”
“Alright,” says the cop, “then you’re going to have to take a blood test.” “Can’t do that either,” Jim responds, “I am a hemophiliac, if a wound is opened, I won’t stop bleeding, and I could bleed to death.”
“Ok,” the cop answers “then I will need a urine sample.” “Sorry,” says Jim “I also have diabetes, that could push my sugar count really low.”
“Fine, so just come on out, and walk a straight line for me.” “Can’t do that either” responds Jim. “Why not?” Demanded the exasperated cop. “Well, because I’I’m drunk!”
haha Moving on to the story!
“You had one job! ONE! And you messed it up!” You’ve probably heard your boss yelling this exact dialogue at some poor co-worker. Or at yourself!
It’s not just a typical boss dialogue, it is also a very popular meme from which we have complied some of the funniest pictures! If you have some more to share, then add them in the comments section below so that everyone can have a laugh!
The problems that first world children face. It’s tragic really. Poor kid is so hungry and all they wanted was an apple. Just one apple, to fill the gnawing hunger. And what do their parents get them? A fucking computer! A top class Mac. It’s many things but edible ain’t one of them!
Come one gate! One job! Just how hard is it?! You are fired!
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